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What Is It? (Huh?)
Pickle Surprise is a Satanic Ritual that's so evil, even Satan himself doesn't like it. It involves some transvestites with some bad hygiene who met Osama Bin Laden in the '80s. He's there to teach them how to make some sandwich thing that, ironically doesn't have the pickle in it at all. Pickle Surprise is probably the only thing weirder than Youtube Poop, but we can put and end to such blasphemy! AND YOU GOTTA HELP US! IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE YOUTUBE POOP WEIRDER THAN PICKLE SUPRISE, USE PICKLE SUPRISE IN YOUR POOP TODAY!!!
How To Partake In The Ritual
By the way, that's the surprise!!!
Sightings of Pickle Surprise
Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of opium required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals:
If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan.
If you take impure Magic Drugs (pure MDs won't do this), you might see Pickle Surprise, or some other nightmarish hell.
Warning: What you are about to see is an example of what would happen if anyone did a Youtube Poop of Pickle Suprise. If you have any problems such as constipations, loss of semen, nausea, Explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, loss of water, sudden Gay fantasies, an exposure of (bad) magic drugs, sudden urges to write fanfics, heart palpitations, or insomnia, please don't watch this. Otherwise, please enjoy this fucked up journey for your mind.
Reactions By Those Who Watched Pickle Surprise
Somewhere after Pickle Surprise came about, the people who where in the mindfuck entitled Pickle Surprise went on to make a new thing. The new crazy thing would be called the "Strawberry Shortcut." It involved a normal day at a ladies luncheon (although there might have been some transvestites involved), when all of a sudden, a lady asks what's for dessert. Unfortunently, the lady who migh have organized the luncheon (who has a bad hair-do and a mole on her right cheek) forgot about the dessert. It seemed like the dream luncheon would turn into a nightmare. Thankfully for her, two pink-skinned male people who want to have gay sex with you magically came about for her needs just in time to make the luncheon a Strawberry Shortcut.
How To Make Strawberry Shortcuts
It ends up being a pretty fast dish to make that's delicious. It ends with the lady who needed help saying that she took the shortcut... the Strawberry Shortcut in a seductive way and the two pink-skinned
After the 1980's ended, the Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut people ended up hiding away from the public due to the negative reception they each received. They kept on hiding and hiding until somewhere between 2006 and 2008, where Youtube became popular. The reason why they didn't air it any earlier is because they didn't have enough money to air it and they feared that some people would still remember it and go into another roid rage riot. Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut also got some new hair-do's, as well as some new friends such as the retarded redneck who likes saying "Charlie Bit Me!", the Grandma of the redneck that has waaaaaaaay too many wrinkles that are colored black for some strange reason, two more pink-skinned male people who are bisexual instead of gay, a person with a strange mannequin mask, and some bisexual gym naked men who are here for some strange reason.
The commercial began with the person with a manneqiun mask holding a giant animal cookie with sprinkles. Then, the typewriter lady reminds that it's a cookie... but it's not just any cookie and that it's Ookie Cookie. Then it shows all the people from Pickle Surprise and Strawberry Shortcut, as well as the new people, appear in a montage of randomness. However, when the lady who said that it was a surprise in Pickle Surprise asks "Can I make it?", the man who had the pickle hat from Pickle Surprise and got a makeover says that you can and that it's easy.
How To Partake In The Ookie Cookie Ritual
After you get the Ookie Cookie in your mouth, make sure that you're stomach feels ookie. Then, you'll be reminded that you should try this at home and to buy Ookie the Pickle Doll at a store near you.