Hannah Montana is a "Musician". But not a good one.
Hannah Montana is a pop sensation with lots of fangirls. She's really just Miley Cyrus wearing a blonde wig. Also, her brother Jackson is a creepy 32-year-old man who looks like a teenager. She has an annoying accent.
- Everyone who isn't one of the people above.
- Better yet, everyone.
- The only redeeming thing about the franchise is that Billy Ray Cyrus (Who created the song Achy Breaky Heart.) is in it... and that's because he's her father!
- Despite claiming to be "the best of both worlds," lots of people claim that "worst of both worlds" is more accurate.
- "The best of both worlds" could possibly be referring to her being bisexual, or it could mean she can transform into a guy at will.
- Once went on deck with some wizards.
- She has a rival named Alexis Texas.
- Her name rhymes!
- She's been a special target for some video games, including a shitty Guitar Hero rip-off.
- She once sent naked pictures of herself on the Internet. Lovely...
- SPOILERS!!! Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person!
- She does not have an uncle named Tony Montana.